Unpaid Rent

I woke up this morning to discover an odd pile of debris on my front step.

When I saw it on the security camera I wasn't sure if it was a pile of nuts, the remains of a dead bird, or something else. As it would turn out, it was something else: dead leaves and little bits of chewed up spray foam.

Now I wonder where that could have come from? Hmm.

Hmmmmmmm...

Ah yes, that would be it. Time to knock on the door.

Sir, we need to have a word about your unpaid rent, it's really starting to become a problem.

Perhaps two words would suffice:

Get.

Out.