Monday, January 10, 2022

Safety Third

Where first comes "playing pranks, but only if they're hilarious" and second comes "getting home in time to watch the game".

This should keep me safe from the scourge of the artificial sun, at least. I'll probably swap out the shorts for some long pants though, considering these are 100% polyester.

Interestingly I discovered that the helmet will auto-darken if I look at my phone screen, which is clearly a clever feature foisted upon us by the bourgeoisie factory owners to keep the struggling proletariat from stealing the company's time posting sweet rainbow weld shots to instagram.

1 comment:

JDawg said...

May all your layed dimes be safe.