Friday, May 1, 2020

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

So I found the rat that stole all my rat poison. On the one hand, this feels like a victory. On the other hand, the rat died with food-riches beyond its wildest dreams. Perhaps it was the true winner after all.

In terms of animals that weren't winners, I present a squirrel that died of acute lead poisoning.

That one was definitely a point for Team Me.

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